"This connection is .. ah, whoever invented this connection should have their face hacked off in front of their children, and then worn as a mask out on a tight-budget shopping spree in stores that don't even exist yet."
- Charlie Sheen.
If there's anything to learn from all of this Charlie Sheen excitement, it's that he's an absolutely incredible actor. You would have had no idea that what we're seeing right now is able to learn lines, perform, and act in any way that resembles normal on television.
This guy's mind is exploding with things he seems to need to express, and he seemed to be able to put is on mute while working and filming six (or whatever) seasons for Two and a Half Men. Good for him.