Monday, August 29, 2011

Maury Povich is ridiculous

I don't know how he's lasted on the air while never changing his premise - Oprah went through many incarnations before retiring, Montell Williams a swell. Not that I've watched a lot of this stuff, but jeez, Povich remains the lowest common denominator of all humanity.

Divide by any lower and the result is undefined.

I was absolutely mesmerized by the first 20 minutes of his show after work today ... until I saw a recruitment commercial for an upcoming episode.


He looks like a pre-op Murphy from Robocop.



Maury Povich 2.0

Today's question was: Are you desperate to get pregnant and you don't care what anyone thinks? Call us: Call (888) 456-2879

How can I get a job pursuing my true calling - finding people who are desperate to get pregnant and they don't care what anyone says.

On his website you can download Maury Ringtones, too. Awesome.


2 comments:

Cara said...

this post is great.
i had to read it once i saw your title for it...
this is a new post style for you... no dinosaurs? or sports? lol...

i always wondered if they paid people to be on the shows or if people who call that number really exist and are that ridiculous.

ps im a sucker for the paternity test ones... sooooo much suspence...

"Jamal you are...... NOT the father!"

Cara said...

ps i started a new blog and kicked my old one to the curb.

cara-britventures.blogspot.com