Thursday, December 8, 2011

Twitter highlights

Some highlights from Twitter - I love it!

  • Stories about turducken are old hat. This year's hip new entree is chimpsharktypus.
  • Be careful not to type "I BURIED PAUL" when you mean "cranberry sauce."
  • Our book, WRITE MORE GOOD, is the perfect gift for anyone you don't want to spend more than $15 on.
  • YKNOW IS RIGHT ABOUT IRISH PEOPLE HOLDIN A GRUDGE, WHY DA YA THINK HARDY ASTROM STAYS FAR OVER THERE IN EUROPE AWAY FROM MY FISTS
  • YKNOW IF THIS NEW DALLAS OWNER WANTS TA SELL TICKETS HE SHOULD TRADE FOR BOBBY RYAN AND TELL EVERYONE HIS DAD IS NOLAN RYAN FROM BASEBALL


  • : is it wierd I follow you and didn't watch ANY of your shows?” No. Jesus had loads of followers and didn't even have a show!

  • Just gave all Dad's their son's jerseys. All claimed to be 's dad. dad would only accept jersey if it had bandaid on it.

  • I know it makes sense to alphabetize my DVD shelf, but it still seems wrong to have "Hotel Rwanda" right next to “Hot Tub Time Machine.”
  • Even though has nearly 2 million followers, she has never tweeted once. Very Zen. Take note, !
  • just saw an ad on NHL network that featured alex ovechkin scoring a goal. how old is that footage?

Stephen Colbert
  • An elderly man has returned cash he stole from Sears in the 40s. It was Sears' most profitable day since the 40s.
  • I HOPE JAY THE INTERN COMES BACK SOON TO SHOW ME WHERE THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS.
  • Apple is reportedly working on an improved version of auto-correct. Wow, that is a really grape irving!




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