Octopus Hockey League

The common refrain around the NHL is "What a classy organization the Detroit Red Wings are," but seriously, who still murders animals, stuff them in their pants, sneaks into Joe Louis Arena and hurls them on the ice, and then swings them around their heads? It's ... the most disgusting thing in hockey I can think of. You'd think such a CLASSY group could come up with something less stupid.

Look up "humane alternative" to flinging the Red Wings octopus, and this is what you get:

Al the Octopus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al_the_Octopus



Al the Octopus is the mascot of the Detroit Red Wings of the National Hockey League. During some games (usually home playoffs), octopuses are thrown onto  ...

Missing: humane ‎alternatives

Missing: Humane alternatives, no kidding. This is so stupid.
Simple, arrest anyone who does it and ban them from the arena. And give the Wings a penalty. Soooo classy.


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If you father could see you now

My wife doesn't like this one, she says it makes dinner too morbid. 

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Taste Challenge

The doctor still gave him a B+

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Springtime in the Old Days

This is how many conversations are going to go with my sons in a few years. Remember when Spring was awesome? Yeah, me, too. 

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