Muchos Garcias

At the risk of being unfunny, the "Garcias" are Andy, Jerry and Jorje. I didn't think Sergio Garcia would be a familiar-enough face to include. Plus, ain't nobody got time to draw no golfer. 

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Perfect

I dislike when people say mindless routine things to me, like waitresses often do. If I say something, and your answer is "perfect" like six times in one meeting, you're not thinking. And I don't like being "not thinked" at.

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30 Sliders Only $15

I've never been to White Castle - - but I've enjoyed the movies. I did own two red-eared sliders as a kid (one ran away).

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Just Peachy

This joke started off about construction workers, but I changed the characters and hope I was able to reach an even more unexpected outcome.

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Business Man @ Home | Love What You Do

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Happy Canada Day

Happy Canada Day! Show yer Pride!

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