Stand By Me, Act III, sc. i

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The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. No sooner do these terrible people
realize how much Joey means to them, he dissolves back into the pile of cigarette butts from which he came. Ashes literally to ashes. Is there a bright future here? Who can save the day?

Act I	Act II	Act III
A Real Boy 20 Bucks? Adopting Like Elton John Blue Fairy's v. the Pink Elephant Beware the Fairy Loan Shark Clean Up Yer Act Free Refills Hate Wastin' Smokes Bad Ideas Really Homeless	Change Collector Cautionary Tale A Penny Saved ... Recycling Consider Composting A Tough Choice	Ashes to Ashes Wish You Were Here Hooray!

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Perfect

I dislike when people say mindless routine things to me, like waitresses often do. If I say something, and your answer is "perfect" like six times in one meeting, you're not thinking. And I don't like being "not thinked" at.

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Stand By Me, Act 1, sc. iv

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Imagine Beard-o's joy! How many free refills do you think he'll be able to redeem?
This is one of my favourite strips in the new format!

Act I	Act II	Act III
A Real Boy 20 Bucks? Adopting Like Elton John Blue Fairy v. the Pink Elephant Beware the Fairy Loan Shark Clean Up Yer Act Free Refills Hate Wastin' Smokes Bad Ideas Really Homeless	Change Collector Cautionary Tale A Penny Saved ... Recycling Consider Composting A Tough Choice	Ashes to Ashes Wish You Were Here Hooray!

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Keep up the GREAT work

With the proper emphasis on GREAT, this sounds hilarious (to me).

I love this guy's suit! And I'd like a coffee.

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