Give Blood, Play Hockey, Act 1, sc. iv

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Act I	Act II	Act III
First-Time Donor Finally Found You! From the Scalper Legend of Gordie Calcutta	Track Pants!? Outright Robbery Super Straws! The Smokiest The Bum's Rush	Fan of the Game Hat Trick! Pull the Goalie Errant Puck  Back to Portland It's a Deal!

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Rib Quest, Act III, sc. iv

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The End! Beardo finally gets his ribs. Feedback welcome, of course.

What did you think of Rib Quest? Would it rank above or below Stand By Me, and why? Let me know what you think. I'm heartily (which sounds like hardly) working away at the next episode "Give Blood, Play Hockey." I'm striving to make the jokes more consistently and not let the plot interrupt the jokes for the sake of moving forward. Because, seriously, the plot!? Who gives a damn what these idiots are up to as long as it's kinda funny?

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act III, sc. ii

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Obviously, glow bands = aliens. Right? If you didn't know that, well, its' the truth. So, is it paranoia or is there something to D'Ron's observations here? Might aliens be walking among us? Could they have a role in pushing everyone into loving ribs and pulled pork sandwiches so damned much? Are they the missing piece to the puzzle that D'Ron's jigsawing together in his tense mind? Let's find out!

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest Act III, sc. i

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True story, a friend of mine was cleaning up after a big public party in town one time and discovered a HUGE knife, while volunteering some time to the community. I, too, found a big knife while going for a run down by the waterfront. I'd like to think they were dropped from someone who'd been fishing ....

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act II, sc. i

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For the record, I don't believe Toilet Duck is a hallucinogen. At least I don't think it is .... well, it's probably not. It would seem highly unlikely ... well, maybe it IS? HMmmmmmmmM? I guess there's only one way to find out!

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act I, sc. ii

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Man, everyone on this street is such a filthy piece of crap.
I'm so pissed just thinking about it.
I'm so happy, however, that I no longer work anywhere near there. 

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Stand By Me, Act III, sc. i

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The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. No sooner do these terrible people
realize how much Joey means to them, he dissolves back into the pile of cigarette butts from which he came. Ashes literally to ashes. Is there a bright future here? Who can save the day?

Act I	Act II	Act III
A Real Boy 20 Bucks? Adopting Like Elton John Blue Fairy's v. the Pink Elephant Beware the Fairy Loan Shark Clean Up Yer Act Free Refills Hate Wastin' Smokes Bad Ideas Really Homeless	Change Collector Cautionary Tale A Penny Saved ... Recycling Consider Composting A Tough Choice	Ashes to Ashes Wish You Were Here Hooray!

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Stand By Me, Act II, sc. vi

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All those coughing fits have taken their toll on l'il Joey. I think the Gang has finally realized how much the spunky little fellow means to them. I hope it's not too late! Who can help save this magical little Planeteer in training get back on his feet?

Act I	Act II	Act III
A Real Boy 20 Bucks? Adopting Like Elton John Blue Fairy's v. the Pink Elephant Beware the Fairy Loan Shark Clean Up Yer Act Free Refills Hate Wastin' Smokes Bad Ideas Really Homeless	Change Collector Cautionary Tale A Penny Saved ... Recycling Consider Composting A Tough Choice	Ashes to Ashes Wish You Were Here Hooray!

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