Minestroned

Urban Dictionary:

min·e·stro·ned

[min-uh-stroh-need; Italian mee-ne-straw-need]

verb, to receive a bad hair cut.

an unsatisfactory haircut provided by a stinky (usually very old) barber who smells like a vegetable soup, often containing herbs, beans, bits of pasta, etc., and served with Parmesan cheese.

Origin:
2011; Canadian,  equivalent to minestr ( a ) kind of soup (literally, something served; see minister) + -one  augmentative suffix