Everything happening in this page is based on a true story ... in Florida. They've been changed just enough, but the original stuff is generally speaking, equally ridiculous. So board up your libraries, and worship at the International Church of Pancakes, because yous in Florida now, son.
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To the airport! With the whole gang heading to Florida, they're getting there in style, though each are having different experiences with their travel plans. Beardo is overjoyed to be served, while Mr. Minestrone must suffer though the flight without his favourite pass-time.
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Beardo apparently has no qualms being a part of this terrible NASAian deception. He's come all this way, being a part of a major conspiracy and fraud is no weight on his conscience. Thank goodness, or else this story would have been very short :S
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Betty is a handful! I like how in the first scene she resembles something out of Peanuts. That said, she nowhere near as sweet as some of those beloved characters. Watch out, Wendy! There certainly appears to be a recurring response to dealing with Wendy's behaviour.
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In the midst of Beardo's upcoming Martian adventure, it looks like Betty has caught the travel bug, too. She's so much of a handful, maybe travelling isn't the best of ideas!
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When mom's see their young, young daughters with stogies and vino, there's a visceral, automatic response, lol. Welcome to Waste of Space! Beardo has been named the Captain for NASA's upcoming expedition to Mars! Let's follow along to see what happens next!
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So ... Beardo makes the cut and will be the next man in space, and sounds like he'll be captaining NASA's first manned mission to Mars! Hope you liked Making the Cut!
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