Resistance is Futile, Act 3, sc. iii

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Where does it hurt? In the pants!

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Resistance is Futile, Act 1, sc. v

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So far, so good. Mr. Minestrone is trying to make the most of his quitting, even employing the feverish twitches of withdrawal to his advantage. It's admirable, in a way. All to celebrate his reunion with daughter and granddaughter.

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Not in Kansas Anymore, Act III, sc. iii

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C'mon, it KINDA sounds like the witch melting, right? I'm MEEELTING, MEEEEeeeEEEELTING, What a World, what a worrrrllll......? Yes, this whole thing has been awfully contrived. I admit it. ;) Hope you've enjoyed it. The next scene really makes me laugh.

Up Next: Who will come to save the day?

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From Busk Till Pawn, Act II, sc. iii

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Seriously, get to the old endearing barber's shop before noon, because after that he's gonna smell just like salty soup, and be reaching all across your face to give you a terrible haircut. It's all about the atmosphere, baby!

Next week: Goin' to tha'zoo!

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From Busk Till Pawn, Act I, sc. v

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Salty Advice x 2: You're welcome.
Smoking sure seems to have a negative impact on Mr. Minestrone's business. How on earth will he ever earn enough if he's always out smoking, or buying smokes, or giving crappy haircuts because he's having immeasurable nicotine withdrawals? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Next week: Horrific Crimes Against Hair

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From Busk Till Pawn, Act I, sc. iii

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Oh bowl cuts, how people decided this was the proper way to get hair the right length, I'll never know. Seriously, who thought, better do it this way, instead of trying? Like, my kid, we cut his hair, and he screams, twists, cries, squirms, and basically puts his life in jeopardy by doing everything but sit still, and yeah, the haircut isn't great, but Jeez-Louise it's WAY better than a bowl cut! C'Mon, people!

I also enjoy the concept that Mr. Minestrone appears to know full well that his haircuts are bad, but goes out of his way to provide the worst haircut he knows -- and then has the guts to ask for $200! Good for him!

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Salty Advice | Key to Success

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Salty Advice | Greatest Aspirations

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