Stand By Me, Act I, sc. vii

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How on earth would you empirically pick a legitimate father out of Beard-o and Mr. Minestrone? She's still chugging back that trash-brew *shudder.*

Act I	Act II	Act III
A Real Boy 20 Bucks? Adopting Like Elton John Blue Fairy v. the Pink Elephant Beware the Fairy Loan Shark Clean Up Yer Act Free Refills Hate Wastin' Smokes Bad Ideas Really Homeless	Change Collector Cautionary Tale A Penny Saved ... Recycling Consider Composting A Tough Choice	Ashes to Ashes Wish You Were Here Hooray!

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