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Hipsters wear the bowl cut ironically. Copycats are posers.
He's also wearing that moustache ironically: he's not actually mischievous.

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Honestly, when I got my hair cut by this guy, he simply stared blankly at me, with no recognition in his eyes. That should have been my sign right then and there to cut my losses, take the apron off, and get out of the chair. That haircut was going nowhere good.

So here's my question to you: what could the barber do to make you get up and leave the shop before he's started to cut your hair?

Shave and a haircut

I can't vouch for the accuracy of the magazine subscriptions available - you're probably best to not show up expecting to find those particular issues.

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Mr. Minestrone will jump out of god-damned nowhere with a smoke in his hands. I've had to literally dodge to the left to avoid him.