Minestroned

Urban Dictionary:

min·e·stro·ned

[min-uh-stroh-need; Italian mee-ne-straw-need]

verb, to receive a bad hair cut.

an unsatisfactory haircut provided by a stinky (usually very old) barber who smells like a vegetable soup, often containing herbs, beans, bits of pasta, etc., and served with Parmesan cheese.

Origin:
2011; Canadian,  equivalent to minestr ( a ) kind of soup (literally, something served; see minister) + -one  augmentative suffix

I never really cared for Family Circus

Original concept: "Who's been giving Jeffy his insulin?"

Commemorative royal stamps available now!

what do stamps cost now? 25 cents?

The Taste Families Love

New Chef Boyardee flavour available at participating stores.

Licence plate I'd like to see

Capers!

New edition of the King St. Capers

Tyrannosaurus Hates handshakes

I drafted up a new comic idea, a short series of jokes I thought up - but was a bit surprised to discover that ... well, I'm not the first to come up with it. This after I designed the entire project around the name, "Tyrannosaurus Hates" and the premise to try and understand why it is that tyrannosaurus became the Tyrant Lizard.

It was to my dismay, but also pleasure, to find a series of jokes that are VERY similar in conceptual style and design BUT instead of rewriting everything, I said screw it, and that I'll just JOIN in. I'm not first to the party, but so what?

Without further ado, here's Tyrannosaurus Hates.You'll have to click on it to read the whole thing.

If you like this, be sure to read more about what Tyrannosaurus hates by visiting Zazzle, and it's "funny dino shirt." Funnier still is this list of Tyrannosaurus Trying to Do Stuff from 9Gag. Like I say, conceptually identical, unfortunately.