Rib Quest, Act III, sc. iv

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The End! Beardo finally gets his ribs. Feedback welcome, of course.

What did you think of Rib Quest? Would it rank above or below Stand By Me, and why? Let me know what you think. I'm heartily (which sounds like hardly) working away at the next episode "Give Blood, Play Hockey." I'm striving to make the jokes more consistently and not let the plot interrupt the jokes for the sake of moving forward. Because, seriously, the plot!? Who gives a damn what these idiots are up to as long as it's kinda funny?

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Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act III, sc. iii

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Oh no! Beardo has been SO excited about getting some of those ribs, and he is SO close, too. But some scrappy little dog is teaching us a valuable lesson:

To eat ribs in the muck,
don't drink Toilet Duck

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Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act III, sc. ii

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Obviously, glow bands = aliens. Right? If you didn't know that, well, its' the truth. So, is it paranoia or is there something to D'Ron's observations here? Might aliens be walking among us? Could they have a role in pushing everyone into loving ribs and pulled pork sandwiches so damned much? Are they the missing piece to the puzzle that D'Ron's jigsawing together in his tense mind? Let's find out!

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Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest Act III, sc. i

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True story, a friend of mine was cleaning up after a big public party in town one time and discovered a HUGE knife, while volunteering some time to the community. I, too, found a big knife while going for a run down by the waterfront. I'd like to think they were dropped from someone who'd been fishing ....

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act II, sc. v

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"Hey, great mullet," is the highest compliment you can receive if you are the type of person who has a mullet. It's exceptionally unlikely someone will say to you, "hey, that's a brilliant idea," or "congrats on your Nobel Prize," or "your shirt looks clean."

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act II, sc. iii

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Behind the gates of Rib Fest lays the answer to D'Ron's questions. He just has to find a way in. Plus, check out Cool Guy and Big Baby. Holding a mirror up to society, folks, that's all I'm doin'. 

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Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest Act II, sc. ii

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D'Ron Hubbard is descending into Rib Madness, in a different way than Beardo, but similarly, it's Rib Fest that's bringing it out of them. Rib Fest is to Madness like a full moon is to werewolves. Maybe there really IS something about Rib Fest that's sinister? 

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Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act II, sc. i

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For the record, I don't believe Toilet Duck is a hallucinogen. At least I don't think it is .... well, it's probably not. It would seem highly unlikely ... well, maybe it IS? HMmmmmmmmM? I guess there's only one way to find out!

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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