Rib Quest, Act III, sc. iv

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The End! Beardo finally gets his ribs. Feedback welcome, of course.

What did you think of Rib Quest? Would it rank above or below Stand By Me, and why? Let me know what you think. I'm heartily (which sounds like hardly) working away at the next episode "Give Blood, Play Hockey." I'm striving to make the jokes more consistently and not let the plot interrupt the jokes for the sake of moving forward. Because, seriously, the plot!? Who gives a damn what these idiots are up to as long as it's kinda funny?

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Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act III, sc. iii

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Oh no! Beardo has been SO excited about getting some of those ribs, and he is SO close, too. But some scrappy little dog is teaching us a valuable lesson:

To eat ribs in the muck,
don't drink Toilet Duck

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Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act III, sc. ii

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Obviously, glow bands = aliens. Right? If you didn't know that, well, its' the truth. So, is it paranoia or is there something to D'Ron's observations here? Might aliens be walking among us? Could they have a role in pushing everyone into loving ribs and pulled pork sandwiches so damned much? Are they the missing piece to the puzzle that D'Ron's jigsawing together in his tense mind? Let's find out!

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Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest Act III, sc. i

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True story, a friend of mine was cleaning up after a big public party in town one time and discovered a HUGE knife, while volunteering some time to the community. I, too, found a big knife while going for a run down by the waterfront. I'd like to think they were dropped from someone who'd been fishing ....

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Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act I, sc. iv

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For the record, people don't just leave those meat sandwiches laying around - they're like $23+ each! No kidding - - if reports suggest there are a dozen types of ribs to "try" that means you need to shell out like more than $75 to try just THREE. What a CONSPIRACY!

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Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act I, sc. ii

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Man, everyone on this street is such a filthy piece of crap.
I'm so pissed just thinking about it.
I'm so happy, however, that I no longer work anywhere near there. 

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Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act I, sc. i

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Rib Fest is a summer phenomenon -- basically it's a disastrous combination of heat stroke, carnies, and barbecuing. Imagine a sparsely regulated contingent of nomadic strangers swooping into your local parks with towering midway trailers grilling piles of ribs that only cost you a day's pay. That's Rib Fest - - and people LOVE it! They cram into the gated up parks like it's cattle to the slaughter.

I hope you enjoy the new story. I learned a lot producing "Stand By Me," and think this should build on that. Thanks for reading. 

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Flossing Advocate Meets His Waterloo

AYCE = All You Can Eat, FYI