Rib Quest, Act III, sc. ii

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Obviously, glow bands = aliens. Right? If you didn't know that, well, its' the truth. So, is it paranoia or is there something to D'Ron's observations here? Might aliens be walking among us? Could they have a role in pushing everyone into loving ribs and pulled pork sandwiches so damned much? Are they the missing piece to the puzzle that D'Ron's jigsawing together in his tense mind? Let's find out!

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest Act III, sc. i

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True story, a friend of mine was cleaning up after a big public party in town one time and discovered a HUGE knife, while volunteering some time to the community. I, too, found a big knife while going for a run down by the waterfront. I'd like to think they were dropped from someone who'd been fishing ....

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act 1, sc. v

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I NEVER want to find out what Toilet Duck tastes like. But it combines the awesome powers of Beard-o's two favourite things, intoxication and ducks! How could he resist? His only regret, he wishes he actually had a toilet....

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act I, sc. iv

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For the record, people don't just leave those meat sandwiches laying around - they're like $23+ each! No kidding - - if reports suggest there are a dozen types of ribs to "try" that means you need to shell out like more than $75 to try just THREE. What a CONSPIRACY!

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Rib Quest, Act I, sc. i

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Rib Fest is a summer phenomenon -- basically it's a disastrous combination of heat stroke, carnies, and barbecuing. Imagine a sparsely regulated contingent of nomadic strangers swooping into your local parks with towering midway trailers grilling piles of ribs that only cost you a day's pay. That's Rib Fest - - and people LOVE it! They cram into the gated up parks like it's cattle to the slaughter.

I hope you enjoy the new story. I learned a lot producing "Stand By Me," and think this should build on that. Thanks for reading. 

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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