Give Blood, Play Hockey, Act III, sc. iv

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Jesus Christ! Look out for that puck! Beardo acts quick and gets in on that spilled beer. She-Mullet is happy her life has been spared.

But ... what's Minestrone gonna do with a hockey puck? I mean, you can't smoke it. What good is it? The Dumb Jock looks like he may have a serious medical condition! And his buddy has still got a crappy haircut and is wearing trackpants in public. Plus, who wins the hockey game? The home team's down 3-0 with only a few minutes left in the game. So many unanswered questions.

Act I	Act II	Act III
First-Time Donor Finally Found You! From the Scalper Legend of Gordie Calcutta	Track Pants!? Outright Robbery Super Straws! The Smokiest The Bum's Rush	Fan of the Game Hat Trick! Pull the Goalie Errant Puck  Back to Portland It's a Deal!

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