Monday, February 23, 2015

Give Blood, Play Hockey, Act III, sc. iv

Jesus Christ! Look out for that puck! Beardo acts quick and gets in on that spilled beer. She-Mullet is happy her life has been spared.

But ... what's Minestrone gonna do with a hockey puck? I mean, you can't smoke it. What good is it? The Dumb Jock looks like he may have a serious medical condition! And his buddy has still got a crappy haircut and is wearing trackpants in public. Plus, who wins the hockey game? The home team's down 3-0 with only a few minutes left in the game. So many unanswered questions.

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Matt Cole said...

Haha - He's quick on the straw there! Impressively fast assessment on who to save - love this Ryan. Really fun :)

Rogers said...

You're right - - with that kind of reaction speed he could easily pluck an arrow right out of the air, and thusly save that Dumb Jock with time to spare. Yet, like a dog begging for scraps at the table, his single obsession is obviously to get that beer into his belly. Mission accomplished :)