Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Change is Good

Anybody ever feel that some programs were just better before they were "improved?" Facebook, Twitter, e-mail servers, not to mention new versions of web browsers and of course computer operating systems. And now you've got problems when your phone has to update its operating system, too - - and of course it's buggy and glitchy and half your existing stuff doesn't run well with the new specs. .... pooof! just blew my top.

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Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Apes Rule!

Basically, if Planet of the Apes were a real thing, the joke would be on the apes, because, frankly, this is what they'd be stuck with. Suckers! ... ha ha, stupid apes. This is your future, ha ha ha.

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Monday, December 8, 2014

Give Blood, Play Hockey Act I, sc. ii


That's right! INTERPOL's most wanted sexual predator is Waldo. Scores of children have been stealthily trained by the world's most secret government agencies to be on the ever-vigilant lookout for this deviant. The Blood Donor clinics across North America have been working in cooperation, subjecting good, honest blood donors with embarrassing and horrifically graphic interrogations just to desperately put this global menace behind bars.

Cheers to She-Mullet!
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Friday, November 28, 2014

Black Friday 2014

Stay tuned for all the mayhem!

Black Friday is some terminal combination of the Darwin Awards and Capitalism.
Will it be another sad day today as the invisible hand of capitalism tramples someone because there was a special price on microwaves?

In the UK
Black Friday Turns Deals to Disasters, BF in the UK from the Guardian.
Injuries, Death as Black Friday Spreads to the UK, from CNN.com
Walmart is Most Dangerous Place for Violence, UK

Six Years Later, WalMart Still Hasn't Paid $7,000 Fine for Black Friday Worker's Death, Huffington Post

2 Injured in Stabbings at Tanger Outlets, Costco on Black Friday, New York
Injuries and Suspected Assaults at Brookfield Centre Tesco, wherever Hertfordshire is

Fight Over Barbie; Brawl Inside Kohls, Los Angeles
2 Face Charges After Scuffle in Kohls, Tustin
3 Arrests Made After Fight at O.C. Kohl's on Black Friday: Police



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