Tuesday, April 21, 2015

If you father could see you now

My wife doesn't like this one, she says it makes dinner too morbid. 

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Monday, April 20, 2015

From Busk Till Pawn, Act 2, sc. i


Jesus! If that business man wants a barbershop pole so damned bad, why doesn't he just go get one? That's too creepy. Do you suppose he's got a financial interest in putting undue stress on a barber, if he is in the hat sales business? Perhaps this is all part of his dastardly plan - - lol.

Next week: Exploring Liquor Alternatives


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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Monday, April 13, 2015

From Busk Till Pawn, Act I, sc. v


Salty Advice x 2: You're welcome.
Smoking sure seems to have a negative impact on Mr. Minestrone's business. How on earth will he ever earn enough if he's always out smoking, or buying smokes, or giving crappy haircuts because he's having immeasurable nicotine withdrawals? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Next week: Horrific Crimes Against Hair


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Monday, April 6, 2015

From Busk Till Pawn, Act I sc. iv


Interesting facts: the drunk version of this song has 100 verses.
Beardo is on a mission to raise $30 so he can get another bottle of liquor. Looks like he's got his work cut out for him. Meteorology and singing haven't worked out -- what would you like to see him try to earn a few bucks? Maybe he can take a shortcut to acquiring liquor instead of using cash?

Ancient King St. Proverb:
You can give a bum cash enough to drink for a day,
or teach him to earn cash to drink for his whole life.

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Friday, April 3, 2015

Springtime in the Old Days

This is how many conversations are going to go with my sons in a few years. Remember when Spring was awesome? Yeah, me, too. 

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Monday, March 30, 2015

From Busk Till Pawn, Act I, sc. iii


Oh bowl cuts, how people decided this was the proper way to get hair the right length, I'll never know. Seriously, who thought, better do it this way, instead of trying? Like, my kid, we cut his hair, and he screams, twists, cries, squirms, and basically puts his life in jeopardy by doing everything but sit still, and yeah, the haircut isn't great, but Jeez-Louise it's WAY better than a bowl cut! C'Mon, people!

I also enjoy the concept that Mr. Minestrone appears to know full well that his haircuts are bad, but goes out of his way to provide the worst haircut he knows -- and then has the guts to ask for $200! Good for him!

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