Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Perfect

I dislike when people say mindless routine things to me, like waitresses often do. If I say something, and your answer is "perfect" like six times in one meeting, you're not thinking. And I don't like being "not thinked" at.
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Monday, July 21, 2014

Stand By Me, Act II, sc. v


Thank God ducks can tell the difference between butts and food. If those poor quackers were eating that garbage and contracting ducky cancer that'd make me violently ill. I'm not your doctor, but I'll agree with him, you should probably quit smoking.

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  • Ashes to Ashes
  • Wish You Were Here
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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

30 Sliders Only $15

I've never been to White Castle - - but I've enjoyed the movies. I did own two red-eared sliders as a kid (one ran away).
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Monday, July 14, 2014

Stand By Me, Act II, sc. iv


Beard-o can be a bit thick headed, but ... it's probably because he's totally wasted from morning till dawn, and the remainder of the day, too. Good ol' Joey just trying to help out. Plus, welcome back Ducks!

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  • Wish You Were Here
  • Hooray!
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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Just Peachy

This joke started off about construction workers, but I changed the characters and hope I was able to reach an even more unexpected outcome.
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Monday, July 7, 2014

Stand By Me, Act II, sc. iii


Joey's offering more great advice on how to reduce energy use around the shop. Mr. Minestrone doesn't seem too interested until considering how those savings could be used to his "benefit." Poor Joey, though, that cough doesn't sound good. I hope he gets over whatever is ailing him.

Act I Act II Act III
  • Ashes to Ashes
  • Wish You Were Here
  • Hooray!
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