Dating Mario

I never understood why Super Mario would become a mustachioed little boy whenever he was injured. 

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Rib Quest, Act II, sc. i

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For the record, I don't believe Toilet Duck is a hallucinogen. At least I don't think it is .... well, it's probably not. It would seem highly unlikely ... well, maybe it IS? HMmmmmmmmM? I guess there's only one way to find out!

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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That Depends TM

At the pharmacy here in town, there are magnifying glasses by the adult diapers so you can read the fine print on the boxes, however, there aren't magnifying glasses near any of the non-prescription cold medications ... so .... make your own conclusions there, folks.

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Rib Quest, Act 1, sc. v

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I NEVER want to find out what Toilet Duck tastes like. But it combines the awesome powers of Beard-o's two favourite things, intoxication and ducks! How could he resist? His only regret, he wishes he actually had a toilet....

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Beware Bears

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Rib Quest, Act I, sc. iv

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For the record, people don't just leave those meat sandwiches laying around - they're like $23+ each! No kidding - - if reports suggest there are a dozen types of ribs to "try" that means you need to shell out like more than $75 to try just THREE. What a CONSPIRACY!

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Mr. Loaded Potato Head

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Rib Quest, Act I, sc. iii

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Grooooooss, right? Beardo really loves Rib Fest.
Why do you think it's his favourite time of year? 

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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