Pirates Discover Winnipeg

The wonderful Metis apparently don't live on any ocean, lake or bay, but that's fine. Pirates can still float up on a boat  - - maybe it's just Hallowe'en and they're dressed up as pirates?


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Rib Quest, Act II, sc. v

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"Hey, great mullet," is the highest compliment you can receive if you are the type of person who has a mullet. It's exceptionally unlikely someone will say to you, "hey, that's a brilliant idea," or "congrats on your Nobel Prize," or "your shirt looks clean."

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Uh, oh Rabbit Foo Foo

In case you're unfamiliar with the song, here it is, in my 2-year-old's favourite incarnation, by Sharon, Lois and Bram:

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Rib Quest, Act II, sc. iv

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They're almost in! It's like in Jurassic Park, as the ominous music plays while they drive through the towering gates which slowly permit them entrance to that fateful tour of the park. Well, less like that, I guess. I wish I could somehow upload audio files to the blog so I could play some creepy music for you while you read.

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Hockey Night Sign Off

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Rib Quest, Act II, sc. iii

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Behind the gates of Rib Fest lays the answer to D'Ron's questions. He just has to find a way in. Plus, check out Cool Guy and Big Baby. Holding a mirror up to society, folks, that's all I'm doin'. 

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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Caught in My Teeth

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Rib Quest Act II, sc. ii

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D'Ron Hubbard is descending into Rib Madness, in a different way than Beardo, but similarly, it's Rib Fest that's bringing it out of them. Rib Fest is to Madness like a full moon is to werewolves. Maybe there really IS something about Rib Fest that's sinister? 

Act I	Act II	Act III
Something's Different Taste Like Crap Almost Taste It Exactly What They Want Getting To the Bottom	Happier This Way The Proof Sneak Me In Boost Welcome to Rib Fest	Holy Crap He's Good Here Swimming in Ribs A Freaking Mess

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