Interesting facts: the drunk version of this song has 100 verses.
Beardo is on a mission to raise $30 so he can get another bottle of liquor. Looks like he's got his work cut out for him. Meteorology and singing haven't worked out -- what would you like to see him try to earn a few bucks? Maybe he can take a shortcut to acquiring liquor instead of using cash?
Ancient King St. Proverb:
You can give a bum cash enough to drink for a day,
or teach him to earn cash to drink for his whole life.
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