I like this joke. I used it once before, where the punchline was "How am I supposed to be fewer bums on the streets," in response to "Be the change you'd like to see." I had no joke that derived from the narrative of the story, so had to jam in a gag that's totally unrelated. I hope it doesn't distract too much. I think the $100 bill turned out pretty snappy, if you ask me :)
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