Give Blood, Play Hockey, Act III, sc. iv

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Jesus Christ! Look out for that puck! Beardo acts quick and gets in on that spilled beer. She-Mullet is happy her life has been spared.

But ... what's Minestrone gonna do with a hockey puck? I mean, you can't smoke it. What good is it? The Dumb Jock looks like he may have a serious medical condition! And his buddy has still got a crappy haircut and is wearing trackpants in public. Plus, who wins the hockey game? The home team's down 3-0 with only a few minutes left in the game. So many unanswered questions.

Act I	Act II	Act III
First-Time Donor Finally Found You! From the Scalper Legend of Gordie Calcutta	Track Pants!? Outright Robbery Super Straws! The Smokiest The Bum's Rush	Fan of the Game Hat Trick! Pull the Goalie Errant Puck  Back to Portland It's a Deal!

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Give Blood, Play Hockey, Act III sc. iii

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Those Immigration and Naturalization agents in the audience are sure causing a lot of trouble for the Guggenheim Mighty Ducks! Let's hope they don't lose too many more players!

Act I	Act II	Act III
First-Time Donor Finally Found You! From the Scalper Legend of Gordie Calcutta	Track Pants!? Outright Robbery Super Straws! The Smokiest The Bum's Rush	Fan of the Game Hat Trick! Pull the Goalie Errant Puck  Back to Portland It's a Deal!

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Give Blood, Play Hockey Act III, sc. ii

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Act I	Act II	Act III
First-Time Donor Finally Found You! From the Scalper Legend of Gordie Calcutta	Track Pants!? Outright Robbery Super Straws! The Smokiest The Bum's Rush	Fan of the Game Hat Trick! Pull the Goalie Errant Puck  Back to Portland It's a Deal!

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Give Blood, Play Hockey Act III, sc. i

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I always wondered what Mr. Minestrone would do if he ran out of smokes. A nuclear meltdown seems about right. It works out in his favour this time, what do you suppose you win for being the "Fan of the Game?" Here's a spoiler alert, I didn't write anything ... so ... I guess that part is up to your imagination.

Also, here's a shout out to some great folks who've followed along on the Spring Chickens Facebook Page. You can join it too by just following the link and clicking the Like button, or Follow button, or whatever it is these days. It's a fairly private affair with basically NOBODY who likes it, so, consider it a very exclusive membership ;)

That being said, do take the time to visit the rowdy The Adventures of Mike and Mark, simply vulgar Ubertool by Mark Glavin, Matt Cole's fantastic Jabaru, the dark and twisted Hat and Fat by Eric Crowe, and the forcefully artistic A Fair Trade by Derek Egy. Lots of good stuff to find at their sites. Well worth the visit!

Act I	Act II	Act III
First-Time Donor Finally Found You! From the Scalper Legend of Gordie Calcutta	Track Pants!? Outright Robbery Super Straws! The Smokiest The Bum's Rush	Fan of the Game Hat Trick! Pull the Goalie Errant Puck  Back to Portland It's a Deal!

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