Monday, December 8, 2014

Give Blood, Play Hockey Act I, sc. ii


That's right! INTERPOL's most wanted sexual predator is Waldo. Scores of children have been stealthily trained by the world's most secret government agencies to be on the ever-vigilant lookout for this deviant. The Blood Donor clinics across North America have been working in cooperation, subjecting good, honest blood donors with embarrassing and horrifically graphic interrogations just to desperately put this global menace behind bars.

Cheers to She-Mullet!
Act I Act II Act III
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2 comments:

VLW said...

This is brilliant!

Who knew Waldo was such a perv?

Rogers said...

Thanks! Obviously, all those ridiculous, unusually precise questions were being forced upon us by some international, super-government agenda.